
Driving down the gated road that was once open to the public, I remembered the last time I was at Taylor's. It was the summer of 2002 and I was taking my three cousins out on a boat ride. We pulled into the camp and started chatting with the owner as he attached the lift chains to our boat and hoisted it up into the air. We were going fishing, and I conveyed to him that I was going to be teaching the boys how to throw a cast net. We geared up and as one of my cousins removed his shirt, the lift came to a screeching halt as the operator/owner stared with disbelief at the pierced nipples donned by my Californian kin. He said nothing for what seemed like a minute, found the lift button again, and with a spit said "Son, you and them rings gonna be trouble near a 20lb cast net."


She asked me if I wanted to get a picture of a deer. No, not really I thought, I have plenty of those. But, a chance to converse with her as she drove me in her car was what lead me to say yes. I hopped in and we drove 20 yards and got out. She grabbed her pack of cigarettes and said, "Come on, let's go see Danielle." She got out of the car and bent down and started calling for Daneille. I looked around half expecting to see a mutt of some sort come bounding through the bushes when to my surprise a full-grown doe came leaping toward her. They collided like a dog to his master. The cigarettes then came into play. Apparently Danielle has a nicotine addiction. She eats them straight up. Danielle is the offspring of a deer that was hurt and then nursed back to health by Dan and Peggy. Peggy would take a bullet for Danielle, she told me so.


PS... Does anybody know what today is? No, Sinko De Mayo is not it... they already had their holiday on Monday. (btw, that was stupid)... no, today is NO PANTS DAY! For real, I'm sitting on raw haunches right now, how 'bout you?
5 comments:
That was absolutely lovely. Thanks for sharing that. I like your raw haunches!!!! :-)
Ben, i take it you never took Spanish because if you did, you would know that it is Cinco de Mayo, not Sinko.... :) Which, by the way, happy Cinco de Mayo!
I do not know what day today is, please enlighten me!
Ben, are you shooting the rehearsal dinner, or just the wedding/reception tomorrow? anyways, i really enjoyed the pics (esp the deer) and the story.
of course I know it's not Sinko. It's a joke. I am shooting just the wedding and reception tomorrow, so I will be Sinkoing it up tonight. Today is National No Pants Day... follow the link in the blog.
NO PANTS DAY!!! duh
sorry!
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