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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Boobs that play music

Really, what could be better? Boobs that play music. What will they think of next? It's a good idea. If something, like silicon, is going to be permanently implanted into a human, why not give it another function besides cosmetic? How about motors that make them move? Lightbulbs so your headlights really would shine? How about guns like in Austin Powers... "She's got smoke coming from her Jibblies!" Ohh, I know... a mini-freezer implant for breast-feeding mothers so their "milk-shake would better than yours!".

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

talk about entertainment. :)

Anonymous said...

Oh man, that would be great. Ben you are genius

Anonymous said...

yo ben, just picked up an album by "my morning jacket".... ever heard of 'em?

they're southern rock on the side the whole alt-country movement...lots of reverb and loud guitar, but no neglect of harmony.... good stuff

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Anonymous said...

Katie, lets be honest. Vandy beating UGA. That just wont happen.

You guys have a good time, but its probably good to be gone for a weekend, seeing that I am on a sabatical from drinking for a while. Have Fun. Go Dawgs

Anonymous said...

"man of the people", you are not on a sabatical from drinking. so you had one bad night, who cares. besides, you arent going to be ordering water at dinner and you know it

Anonymous said...

I am ordering water. You shall see.

Anonymous said...

pizza, you should never let anything stop you from drinking. I love jibblies and milkshakes!

Anonymous said...

robbie...sometimes you just have to cheer for the underdogs. 34 to 17 is an ass whopping, i know. what can i say... I HATE UGA!

Anonymous said...

SCOFF!

Anonymous said...

SCOFF??????? is anyone else confused?

Anonymous said...

How can you hate UGA? It's your home state team. I know I may be a bit biased b/c I spent some time there, but it is your home state.

Anonymous said...

scoff
v.
To mock at or treat with derision.

v. intr.
To show or express derision or scorn.

n.
An expression of derision or scorn