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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Two things to make you smarter

Seeing as how we are all on this never ending quest for the unobtainable source of all knowledge, I am providing you with two bits of information-mana to further your journey to Nirvana. Absorb it!

1). EV-DO. You should familiarize yourself with this term. It will become the new Wi-Fi. Differing though, because it is broadband internet service through cellular towers, versus wireless through little antenni in homes and coffee shops. What's this mean? Internet will soon be EVERYWHERE. It has a 50 mile range from each cellular tower. It's only in big cities right now.

2) The Origin of band names. OK, so maybe this won't draw you closer to the meaning of life, but this kind of information will definitely get you some chickies. For instance:

You: "Hey baby, did you know that 'N SYNC's band name was formed from the last letters of each of their names?"
Chickie: "Ooohhhh, how about you take me home. Let's tell this bartender 'Bye, Bye, Bye'. 'It's Gonna be me' and you tonight. 'No strings attached'!"

Should this have gone in the Bad Joke post?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha. no, it can go in the "only use once" joke pile...

Anonymous said...

That was hilarious! and we all know how much i love N'Sync. is it at all coincidental that the N is the first in the name and justin ended up being the biggest member in that band? i dont think so....