Yes, it might be raining, but that doesn't mean we can't all be chipper. Do you get you in the mood this morning, I'm going to tell a joke. I like bad jokes. Does anyone else? They have to have a particularly dull punchline to really be good. And we're off:
Where does a fish keep his money? A river bank.
Why is it good to fish under bridges when it's raining? The fish don't like to get wet.
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!
What do flies wear on the feet? Shoos.
What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.
What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk.
Mrs. Bigger just had a baby. Which one was bigger? The baby, it was just a little Bigger!
Now, everybody needs to post their favorite 'bad' joke. Keep in mind they need to be clean!
3 comments:
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
You know, there's so much crime in New York City. I saw two peanuts. One was assaulted.
Get it?? A salted... heh heh
xoxox
Allison
there was a camel and an elephant talking. The elephant started to laugh and said "ha...you have boobs on your back!" the camel looked at him and said "ya....thats really funny coming from someone with a dick on their face."
thats kinda clean...
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly Sheep.
Yeah, that's right.
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